Over the years in the adult industry I've seen some fucked up products in my time. But I have to say The Handie is the weirdest yet. And they are trying to crowdsource it. It's a sex toy for guys to give themselves a hand job and it looks like this:
Here's how they describe this monstrosity:
"The Handie Is the ultimate men's pleasure product, which utilizes your grip and gives you back control of your pleasure through state-of-the-art design and materials. The Handie's glove design and added features are unlike any other product for men. This is the real deal - an all-in-one gadget for guys! We like to call it, our Finishing Tool."
Can you imagine ever, ever paying money and/or having that near your dick?
Me neither - but they've managed to raise $1,440 for it. That said, they want nearly $70,000 to develop it. I find that insane since most of us actually have hands and probably do not need a toy that is simply another, weirdly shaped hand.